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I’ve collected these from a taiwan forum. Laughed like crap. XD If you found these funny, do tell.
Doraemon
LOL! LAUGH! AND BURN!!!
Hunter X Hunter – Version: Sailor Moon
These two kept being held as a BL pair... Hisoka and Gon. >_>
This should be famous… Slam Dunk! Sailor Moon version.
You all knew what happened. 
I found this hilarious, especially the monkey king in sailormoon suit! XD
Gundam, Sailor Moon
LOL! Gundam moon! XD
Prince of Tennis: Sailor Moon!
Tezuka and the Sailor Moon divine punishment handsign... Classic.
Hikaru no Go: Sailor Moon
Mild BL alert.
Spirited Away: Hikaru no Go
Akira and Haku looked so alike. >_>
Spirited Away: Hikaru no Go
One Piece: Dragon Ball
Looks super natural. >_>
Read and laugh.
1.遇到乞讨者：遇到要钱的就给他(她)点饭，遇到要饭的就给他(她)点钱。
2.上车遇到老弱病残、孕妇：让座的时候别动声色，也别大张旗鼓。站起来用身体挡住其他人留出空位子给需要的人，然后装作下车走远点。人太多实在走不远，人家向你表示谢意的时候微笑一下。
3.雨雪的时候、天冷的傍晚或者是雪天的傍晚，遇到卖菜的、卖水果的、卖报纸的剩的不多了又不能回家，能全买就全买，不能全买就买一份，反正吃什么也是吃，看什么也是看，买下来让人早点回家。
4.遇到迷路的小孩和老头老太太，能送回家送回家，不能送回家的送上车、送到派出所也行，如果有电话的替老人或小孩打个电话就走，反正你也不缺那两个电话费。
5.遇到迷路的人打听某个地址，碰巧你又知道，就主动告诉一声。别不好意思，没有人笑话你。
6.捡到钱包就找找失主，如果你实在缺钱就把现金留下。打电话告诉失主就说你在厕所里捡到的。把信用卡、身份证、驾驶执照还给人家，一般人家也不会在乎钱了。把人家的地址记在你的笔记本上，以后发达了去找人家道个谦，把钱还给人家。
7.遇到学生出来打工的、勤工俭学的，特别是中学生、小姑娘。她卖什么你就买点，如果她不是家庭困难，出来打工也需要勇气的，鼓励鼓励她吧。
8.遇到夜里摆地摊的，能买就多买一些，别还价，东西都不贵。家境哪怕好一点，谁会大冷天夜里摆地摊。
9.如果钱还宽裕，别养二奶，偷偷养几个贫困山区的学生。别让人家知道你是谁，要不然见面了多尴尬，多不好意思。但是你心里一定会觉得舒坦，比包二奶提心吊胆的要好得多。如果真想包也可以包一个，好事坏事一起做。人吗，本来就复杂。
10.如果时间还宽裕，而且碰巧觉得我说的在理，那就顶一下我的贴子，总比去顶看了没什么收获的贴子舒服。时间宽裕不少就请把这几句话多转几个地方，毕竟好人多了咱们心里也舒坦
大白兔奶糖
Do not eat RABBIT CANDY ANYMORE! For people who are as Blur as the great, awesome Qiqi, please do not consume MILK-RELATED products from CHINA.
It is said that melamine is added to diluted milk to artificially raise its protein content!
SINGAPORE: White Rabbit Creamy Candy, a milk-based treat popular with children and adults here, has been found to be contaminated with melamine.
Other than the Rabbit Candy, Dutch Lady strawberry-flavoured milk and Yili Choice Dairy Fruit Bar Yoghurt Flavoured Ice Confection are also on the list of dairy products from China which the authorities here say are adulterated by the chemical normally found in plastics.
Careful people, a lot of people did not notice such news and have eaten these products, thus leading to kidney stones!
In China, four children have died from taking contaminated milk and another 12,892 warded for kidney problems.
Sunday (21 Sept), a Hong Kong girl found with a kidney stone became the first suspected victim outside mainland China.
Farmers are said to add melamine to diluted milk to artificially raise its protein content.
Beware!
Also, here are the ban and recalls related to the Milk news…
Bans and recalls
SINGAPORE: Banned all dairy imports from China on Friday. Yesterday, the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority said confectionery such as chocolate, biscuits and sweets were also to be recalled.
MALAYSIA: Announced bans on milk products from China though it currently does not import Chinese dairy items.
BRUNEI: Took similar action as Malaysia though not an importer.
HONG KONG: Biggest grocery chains, PARKnSHOP and Wellcome, pulled all liquid milk by China’s Mengniu from shelves on Friday. Products made by Yili Industrial Group recalled a day earlier.
TAIWAN: Consumer watchdog tracked down where 70 per cent of milk products from China’s Sanlu had gone.
JAPAN: Marudai Food recalled five products imported from Yili, a major Chinese dairy firm. Nissin Foods recalled some possibly tainted products from Hong Kong.
SOUTH KOREA: Testing products made with powdered milk from China.
EUROPEAN UNION: Demanded answers from China on slippages in safety checks leading to the scandal.
NEW ZEALAND: Testing dairy products sold in Asian supermarkets for melamine.
UNITED STATES: Food and Drug Administration widened inspections at ports of entry to shipments of food ingredients from Asia that are derived from milk. Warned consumers not to buy milk products from China online. (By TESSA WONG And LIAW WY-CIN/ The Straits Times/ ANN)
Anyway, here’s the full article…
http://www.mysinchew.com/node/16560?tid=14
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NO CHEATING.
The great, awesome Qiqi also has a day like this…
Pardon me, I meant, the un-great, un-awesome Qiqi.
I got cheated.
Cheated as in capital C.
CHEATED.
Of my money.
By some insurance company.
Got scolded by parents + jiejie + friends.
(YOU GONG KIA AH! -You moron ah!-)
Some people nagged me,
like rinie + elaine jiejie (<3).
(But I know they loved me.)
So, I am kind of in a o_o state now.
Cause I really don’t know how to react.
Anyway, my parents are settling the things for me.
Don’t scold me gong kia le!
Your dearest gong kia (moron) speaking,
The un-great, un-awesome Qiqi speaking.
…Qiqi really learnt her lesson. Forgive me. ;-;
(Thank god I never break down.)
(Or break up, if that matters.)
Saw this in a forum post…
这种钥匙扣加工程序比较简单，把小鱼放进塑膜里，充上氧气，鱼在里面能活15天左右，小鱼还可以取出放在家中的鱼缸里养.
Translation: This process of making this keychain is simple. It is just to put the fish into the plastic ‘bag’ and to pump in oxygen. The fish will live about 15 days and the fish could be taken out and reared in one’s own fish tank. (QIQI SAYS: Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of selling the key-chain in the first place?)
Sample of the so-called Key-chain.
The question is, would you sacrifice a fish’s life to purchase a so-called unique keychain?
For me, I thought it’s kind of troublesome, fancy pushing the fish to a fishbowl in 15 days time. (I still have to buy the FISHBOWL for the fish. DUH. -_-)
笑一笑，没有什么过不了！
我只想要有人疼啊。
这很难吗？
若很难，那我就换个希望吧。
那我希望，
今年是个好年头！
财源滚滚来！
（我靠，你过年啊？）
这叫有性格！XD
七七说的。
还有，七七希望你下次从他身上听到的东西统统不要告诉我，我讨厌那种嫉妒他人的感觉，因为每次你一说，我就觉得好自卑，每次你一说，我就越来越希望我是个隐形人。
让我听不到，
看不到吧。
但是，要是我瞎了，或聋了，我也一定很难过吧。
总觉得我好自相矛盾。
好白痴。
>_>
七七说：“这叫有性格！“
我一定会很快乐地度过每一天。
这是我对自己的承诺。
要是下一秒钟死掉了，
我也不会有遗憾。
我能高高兴兴地说，
“我无所谓。”
虽然我会放不下人世间的书籍！
哈哈哈哈哈哈！
没关系的！
Rinie gave me the link to this video. No censored, but hey, it’s a lesson learned.
This shows the typical society in this realistic yet cruel modern world -however, in bat form. Rin also relates this to home abuse, where the males shows violence and aggressiveness towards the females. How true. How insulting.
So people, is this a lesson learned, or not?
P.S The guy’s comments in the video made me lol.
“Should we call the police, or not?”
I am BACK
from the ZOO! I have shot loads of pictures till both my camera’s and phone’s memory is full!
Anyway, I have loads of fun. x3 I hadn’t been to the Singapore Zoo for a long time now, and seriously it has changed, quite a lot.
For now, I’m introducing the cute-est animal you’ve ever seen… THE OTTERS!!! OMGOMG! They are the cute-est thing ever. They just nuah on the ground… So slack-y and so bonded… You can see the whole family nuah-ing together…
Nuah-ing in progress.
Also, we viewed the SPLASH SAFARI and the Asia Elephants show… XDD I have recorded some videos on it. Quality suck-ed. But the point is taken across.
Anyway, you may question my reasons for wanting to see the Elephants show! The reason is that, there’s an elephant (Old Hag) in my house!!! I must go to the zoo to see her acting skills!
I can’t miss the elephant show! XD
Here are the videos for the SPLASH SAFARI. It’s funny, Philip the Seal (Or was it Walrus? I have no idea). The slimy and I-wipe-my hand-on-the-Seal is hilarious.
Here’s the elephant (OLD HAG) video. xDD
This is the pictures taken, in slideshow form.
Elephant Video Part1
Elephant Video Part2 (END)
Here’s the FLUFFY and cute Polar Bear.
Ohh, talking about fluffy, there’s the Chicken Floss (Bar-hu) animal! (The animal looked amazingly like Bar hu from Mei Zhen Xiang.)
Rin was saying, “You might as well go shave the hair from the Bar-hu looking animal.”
OH, this is the Orh-chi-ma-lu Monkey -black monkey-(named by Rin). Notice the difference in the billboard poster and the real animal. (The monkey’s such a sweet darlie, posing for us to shoot. XD)
Obvious Difference. -_-
Anyway, super-duper fun! Love it~ Woot.
P.S Random pictures. XD
White Tiger and Hippo.
Simi Hog and Kangaroo, Turtle.
Rinie who was sitting behind me was saying, “DONE ALREADY ANOT? HUNGRYYY. I WANT EAT DELIFRANCE AT JUNCTION 8!” But Qiqi super full. So I just pei her go eat.
I so nice.
WAHAHAHA. Okay, off I go. >_>
Anyway, this is the next event I’m going for… Obviously requested by Rin.
THE HALLOWEEN EVENT AT NIGHT SAFARI.
Anyone wanna tag along? XD
LINK: http://www.nightsafari.com.sg/whatsnew/halloween08.htm
I am going to the ZOO
TOMORROW
with Rin.
My results are not bad either. :3
I am a happy kid.
BUT
What the heck.
I am starting to get all emo of the new sem.
Seeing the modules and my timetable made my eyes hurt.
POOR QIQI.
QIQI SO POOR THING.
Anyway, I’ll have a big update on the trip to the ZOO. ^_^
